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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Mon, Mar. 28th, 2005 02:50 am
New journal, sorry. Last one, I promise. - bronsonbeta. Add it, don't add it, whatever.

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2005 04:11 pm

Fuck.

April 1st, ADF playing their only Midlands date and I'll either not be here or too skint.

FUCK.

Current Mood: FUCK
Current Music: Asian Dub Foundation - Rise To The Challenge

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Sun, Mar. 20th, 2005 01:14 pm
Anyone want to house a depressed Hazz? Just needs a bit of food, and water, and he's house-trained... Mostly.

Current Mood: distressed distressed
Current Music: Gil Scott-Heron - Home Is Where The Hatred Is

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Thu, Mar. 17th, 2005 02:43 am

Happy Guinness St Patrick's Day!

Like every year, I'll be doing nothing special on this day, regardless of my annoying Irish blood. Have fun.

Current Mood: apathetic apathetic
Current Music: Starsailor - Way To Fall

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Sat, Feb. 26th, 2005 07:10 pm

Pleasantly surprised about the success of The 313. tis nice to see lots of old regs :D

I'm tired from playing and not sleeping properly. Someone shoot me. ._.

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
Current Music: Chris Morris - On The Hour (Christmas Special)

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Feb. 25th, 2005 09:06 pm

Poll #444355 For UK Board regs.

Would you (regularly) post at a board for UK board regs past and present?

Yes.
3(50.0%)
No.
0(0.0%)
Yes.
3(50.0%)


I miss youse guys (and girl), but there's no way in fucking hell I'm going back to it, so after talking about it briefly with Steveh and Matt a few weeks ago I decided to make one. If enough people say yeah I'll give the link out.

P.S - Can you let other UK regs that I don't have friended know about it? Assuming enough people sign up.

Added incentive - The return of Ducky. Maybe.

Current Mood: curious curious
Current Music: 404 - Sakura Star

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Feb. 25th, 2005 03:40 pm

I think I've drummed myself to death.




Well, near death.

Quick tip - Don't ever carry a drum rack through snowy Birmingham, even if you have help, don't do it. You'll be paying for it the next morning. Saying that, hitting stuff has improved my mood greatly.

We like the Kit Kats, but not the old style Kit Kats, for these are the Kit Kats of Satan. But the new Kit Kat, the large size Kit Kat, are a snack fit for Allah himself

Current Mood: sick sick
Current Music: Bill Bailey - War Against Terrorism/Presidency

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Feb. 25th, 2005 02:43 am
Stolen from Jamie, because he's cooler than me and you. Especially YOU.Collapse )

Current Mood: crappy crappy
Current Music: Pixies - Gouge Away

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 11:13 pm

I'm too tired and depressed to describe the last five days, so I'll just sum it up with some seemingly random words. Wine, Vanessa, Practice, Blisters, THE CLAW, Wine, Transmetropolitan, THE CLAW, Practice, hyperX, Happiness, THE CLAW, Sakura Star, Practice, Wine, Click Track, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, THE CLAW, Prince, Far-Too-Much-Wine, Depression, Coach, Tired, Sleep.

Your baby (the kit) is fine, btw, Charly. And why can I play this song now? Fucking drumming.

Current Mood: melancholy melancholy
Current Music: 404 - Sakura Cunting Star

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Feb. 11th, 2005 11:05 am

Here's a special song for everyone. Whether you've someone special in your life, or you're on your own, this song will touch your heart... and maybe your soul. Have a wonderful time :)

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And with that I say goodbye. See you whenever I get back from Kent.

Current Mood: anxious anxious
Current Music: The best surprises always sneak up from behind, I'm an...

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Feb. 9th, 2005 06:43 am

To the whole one person on my friends list celebrating it (assuming you're going to bother doing so), have a great one :D

4-0 England tonight, guaranteed.

Current Mood: cranky cranky
Current Music: Beans - Crevice

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Feb. 8th, 2005 09:39 pm

Why are people so stupid? I'm frustrated nearly to the point of tears with how mind-crushingly stupid some people really are.

Damn.


This was a really pointless entry but I needed somewhere bash the keyboard:

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That's a bit better.

Current Mood: indescribable indescribable
Current Music: 404 - hyperX

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Feb. 8th, 2005 06:45 pm

Happy fuckin' Pancake Day!

Current Mood: full full
Current Music: Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Feb. 4th, 2005 10:17 am

I was just printing out my e-ticket on the old PC upstairs and found a CD-R with some crazy stuff on it. Lots of old music, which is cool, but also some G2E stuff (which will only mean something to one or two people) saved UK board stuff from 2002 (!) including the first ever 500 topic... There's also a conversation I saved with GrimDark. I shudder to think what's in that file. Man, there's some saved topics from 2002. This is some good shit

'cartman6659' (Ben, didn't we... do him?) made a topic asking if I was a woman, and he posted a load of evidence backing up his claim. This is far too good.

*stops giggling like a moron* This has cheered me up a lot :D

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Non Phixion - Drug Music

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 10:29 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucoma

People with a family history of glaucoma have about a six percent chance of developing glaucoma.

Not too bad.

Diabetics and Blacks are more prone to open angle glaucoma, and Asians are more prone to develop angle-closure glaucoma.

For once being a pasty white boy pays off!

A 2004 study published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health suggests that heavy computer users may be at a higher risk for the disease

Well, I never use a computer...



Feck.

Current Mood: amused amused, in a dark way
Current Music: BBC Midlands Today

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 10:19 am

I'm going to Kent tomorrow, and if all goes well I won't be online for most of today... So yeah! That's where I'll be. I'll be back on Monday evening with a shiny drumkit. Well, it doesn't shine. And it won't be the full kit. But yeah! Have to get my eyes sorted on Tuesday! Wish me luck. Or be mean and DON'T wish me luck. Gits :(

Ta ta!

PS - Vincent, practice while I'm away, you need it.
PPS - People suck. But we all knew this anyway, I suppose.

Current Mood: depressed depressed
Current Music: Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Feb. 1st, 2005 11:13 pm

For Ben and Vincent, and anyone who reads Edge. I set up a syndication feed for the new website -

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=edge_online

Current Mood: blank blank
Current Music: DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - Brainfreeze Part 1

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Feb. 1st, 2005 07:19 pm

So today was the fourth (I think) time I've had to take my mom to the hospital for a check up. You may remember a while ago that my mom might have glaucoma and/or diabetes. Well, today she found out that she definitely has glaucoma and the doctor says I need a check up soon-ish as there's a small chance I could have it too.


Bleh.

The Da Vinci code is fantastic. :D

http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life%2C+the+universe%2C+and+everything

Heh.

Current Mood: depressed depressed
Current Music: DJ Shadow - GDMFSOB (UNKLE Remix feat. Roots Manuva)

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Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Jan. 26th, 2005 06:46 pm

Random bit from last night's episodeCollapse )

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Jan. 26th, 2005 04:35 pm

Radiohead Neil Young covers are always great. :D

RH are re-re-releasing the My Iron Lung EP. Buy it, it's about ten billion times better than all the shit they've put out in the last five years. Even if you have it just buy anyway, to encourage them to make good music again.

I just called the Welsh number. No one there. Why am I not surprised?

Current Mood: cynical cynical
Current Music: Radiohead - Cinnamon Girl (live)

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Jan. 26th, 2005 04:23 pm

I went to bed really late this morning because I was up all night talking about clitoridectomies and lubrication with Charly. I finally get to sleep about six ish and what happens? About three hours later some goddamn Welsh telemarketer rings me.

*Hazz sleeps peacefully. The Groove, from V04 blares out from his phone*

Hazz - Whuh?

When I'm shocked awake like this I'm usually pretty disorientated and fucked up. I thought it might be my alarm at first. I wipe the sleep from my eyes and try to see who the shit is ringing me. I can't tell so I just bash the phone. In case it's someone important I put on my 'I've-not-just-got-up-honest!' voice.

*slightly paraphrased*

Hazz - Hello!
Fucking Welsh cunt - Hello Mr Vale, I'm from Orange Communications and I'd like to talk to you about lowering your monthly phone bill.
Hazz - *total incredulity* What?! *I've reverted to disorientation*. What the hell are you talking about?
FWC - Hello Mr Vale, I'm from Orange Communications! I'd like to talk to you about lowering your monthly phone bill. Can I ask how much you spend on phone calls per month.
Hazz - Yes.
*awkward silence*
FWC - So...?
Hazz - Yes?
FWC - How much do you spend on your monthly phone bill?
Hazz - One pound.
FWC - O... Kay, Mr Vale, what I'd like to do-
Hazz - Fuck off *hangs up*

This is the second time they've called me. I decided to do a quick Google on the number, because AFAIK Orange don't have the word 'Communications' in their name. It's just Orange, innit? Check it out...

So beware, don't accept any calls from Wales. Unless it's Dav. Always accept a Dav call. Your life could depend on it :|

And in case you missed it - Muse Vs Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hysterical

I liek Cake. Monkey Dust had a sketch with the Virgin Mary mowing down someone in the street with a goddamn lorry last night. Oh, and it ended with the Paedo-finder General (the best new MD character by far) hanging two children and their parents for being *lowers voice* PAEDOFILES!. I'm pretty sure they've done their worst now XD

Byes!

Current Mood: confused confused
Current Music: Cake - Never There

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Sat, Jan. 22nd, 2005 04:49 am

Re: Your new song.

WTF?

Love,

Hazz

xxx

Current Mood: confused confused
Current Music: The Shapeshifters - Circuit City

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Jan. 21st, 2005 07:13 pm

See? Video games are bad for children. YOU TOO.

http://www.mskcc.org/mskcc/html/54387.cfm

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Seafood - Western Battle

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Jan. 18th, 2005 01:18 am

That music quiz thing...Collapse )

Ta for Charly's Photoshop help. :) I love you all!

Current Mood: cranky cranky
Current Music: Beans - Phreek The Beat (Prefuse 73 Instrumental Remix)

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Fri, Jan. 14th, 2005 04:38 pm
What's worse than EA ruling the games industry?

On a lighter note, many thank yous to Vincent! MGS3 arrived today. Thank you for your little note, too... What the heck is 'Kuwabara, Kuwabara', though? o_O

Edit - Haha, I tell funny jokes.

Dad - What's that?
Me - A game.
Dad - Oh, I thought it was a film.
Me - It practically is.

*imaginary audience dies laughing*

Current Mood: creative creative
Current Music: Asian Dub Foundation - La Haine

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Wed, Jan. 12th, 2005 10:59 pm

Sorry, stupid survey, feel free to skip!Collapse )

Holy crap, that was long and pointless. How is everyone? Is everyone... Good? Did you see the Derren Brown special? It was fantastic. I was expecting another wild stunt, but instead it was a clever and ingenious look into how people are (scarily) easily led and can be brainwashed with mere words. The instant Christian-conversion segment was especially impressive. Oh, and I predicted two of the pictures because I'm super smart observant. I wish I was Derren Brown, he's most probably the hottest/coolest man on earth. C'mon, you would.

Some weird person AIMed me, but I won't post the log because the convo didn't go anywhere funny. His name is mentalheadmarly, or something. Recognise the name?
Been downloading some Mega Drive (Genesis for the American people) ROMs. Man, I forgot how awesome Sensible Soccer is. Phantasy Star 2 is dull. Okay, I go bye-bye now.

EDIT - Eurgh, this song was used in a DDR game apparently. That's wrong on multiple levels.

Current Mood: envious envious
Current Music: Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Tue, Jan. 11th, 2005 01:14 pm

Anyone seen the pilot for the US remake of The Office? It's a crime against humanity :| They've even stolen some all of the same shots, and the script from episode one has been recycled and just... Raped. Practically the same bloody set. The Chris Finch character has been castrated. The new Gareth is... Alright, actually. And they made Keith black!!11 And Tim has become.... Jim. *sigh*

*bangs head against laptop* Make it end, make it end!

Oh God, now he's doing Basil Fawlty. Badly. It's annoying, because the new stuff isn't actually that cripplingly-awful. But now they're botching the old jokes! STOP BOTCHING THE JOKES.

Okay, enough whining. I'm sorry...

Hm, my nose is bleeding. Seriously.

Current Mood: bitchy bitchy
Current Music: DWIGHT?! Gareth is now DWIGHT?!?!

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Fashion-Impaired Snake
Mon, Jan. 10th, 2005 05:55 pm

Anne Widdecombe -

On the subject of the explicit mainstream film Nine Songs: It seems to me that the British Board of Film Classification has thwarted the will of Parliament and disregarded its own guidelines. It is not the board's role to allow pornography to enter the mainstream. This is something that David Blunkett should take a look at.

HAH, he wishes.



Get it?

Current Mood: cynical cynical
Current Music: The Head - Motion Picture Soundtrack (acoustic)

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Mon, Jan. 10th, 2005 02:10 am

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NUR8RYG

Current Mood: cranky cranky
Current Music: Well I'll tell you what, RANDY.

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mysubtleknife
Fashion-Impaired Snake
Sun, Jan. 9th, 2005 03:28 am

Yikes, I'm about a quarter of a way into doing the meme where you write a description or something nice about someone, and people have to guess who it is. You've probably seen it about. I gave up after seven, though, as they were mostly 'We don't talk anymore, but...' and it got a bit boring/depressing. You all know I think you rock, anyway. I'll put Vincent's up, though, just to annoy him >:D

My partner in crime. A smart, talented person who puts up with a lot of silly shit from me. And he's American, how about that?

Ben's was just one word. A shiny penny if you can guess that word.

Did I mention Vincent is sending me MGS3? Is he sending you MGS3? No? Oh... Shame...

Current Mood: awake awake
Current Music: John Ottman - Verbal Kint

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